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A Mother's Prayer ...this is as real as it gets!

I found this in my washing machine....
Oh, believe me! I was just as shocked as you are! My train of thought went something like this:
"Oh God, please don't let it be poo. Oh my God is it poo?! Maybe rocks? It could be mud from Tim's pocket. I'm going to kill that kid! But what if it's poo! Sweet Jesus, please don't let it be poo! it could be chocolate...yeah maybe it's just chocolate. God please let it be chocolate. I'll just smell it. WHY would I smell it? To make sure it's not poo you goof ball! Just man-up and smell it! (sniff) Sigh.....It's just chocolate. Who had chocolate in their pockets? I bet it was Tim. Oh he's a dead man. Thank God it wasn't poo you big dummy and just let it go. OK, Tim can live. I'll just blog about it....it is pretty funny when you think about it, I mean I totally thought it was two little (well, you know) sitting there. I hope it doesn't gross anyone out too bad."
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Joy said…
ha ha ha ha ha. Oh man...thanks for the giggle this morning!
March 10, 2009 at 9:33 AM
NoReply said…
ohhh I can just imagine your thoughts would have been at the speed of sound and the relief flooding over you like a tsunami....

Reminds me of a trick my dad played on my mum once ....... :0D
March 10, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Anonymous said…
Been there, done that. Unfortunately, for me, it really was poo that I found. *shudder*
March 10, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Vanessa {Bloom Right Here!} said…
Are you absolutely sure that is chocolate? I'm still not convinced. It looks way too much like the other....
March 10, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Samantha Caffee said…
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Vanessa,

LOL! After I got it together enough to think about where the chocolate could have come from, I remembered a party favor sack the kids had from this weekend. It was full of football shaped chocolates. Bingo! That was it!

LOL! But I agree, it looks A LOT like poo!

xoxo,
Samantha

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March 10, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Samantha Caffee said…
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Melody,

Bless your heart. That's all I can say hun.

xoxo,
Samantha
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March 10, 2009 at 10:10 AM
pfarmwife said…
Oh-My-Word!! I laughed out loud and my children ran to find out why. I cannot tell you how many times I have had similar experiences and my thoughts were yours precisely! And with six young'n's running around on a farm, there are plenty of opportunities for it to be the undesired stuff!

BTW, I am making Madeline for Sparkle's website. I'll send you pics, too, when it is done.
March 10, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Charree said…
This post completely cracked me up. How very funny!
March 10, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Anonymous said…
That is hilarious! I had to forward it to another mama friend...that is just how it is! Thanks for the laugh today!
March 10, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh my....looks like poo to me....lol
i would have had said the same thing "Oh God, please don't let it be poo. Oh my God is it poo?! Maybe rocks? It could be mud from Tim's pocket. I'm going to kill that kid! But what if it's poo! Sweet Jesus, please don't let it be poo! it could be chocolate...yeah maybe it's just chocolate. God please let it be chocolate. I'll just smell it. WHY would I smell it? To make sure it's not poo you goof ball! Just man-up and smell it! ....LOL That was great.
March 10, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Unknown said…
I saw the picture first and thought: Why is she putting poo next to such pretty embroidery?!?!!?
March 10, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Samantha Caffee said…
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Artsy momma,

LOL! That's just a napkin! It just happened that the first one I grabbed had embroidery...LOL! That is funny now that you mention it! LOL!

xoxo,
Samantha

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March 10, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Paulette said…
I love it!!! Thanks for the laugh...and I am so glad it was not poo!!!
March 10, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Anonymous said…
HA! I thought it was chewed-up acorns!? And thought somebody got sick from eating acorns.
Well, it's better than poo, or maybe not. I had a 10yo deaf foster child once - - - nevermind.
from Sparkle
March 11, 2009 at 5:28 AM
Mama Lusco said…
Too funny! I also have 3 little ones and a big one(dear hubby) who have left similar surprises. This reminds me of a part in the movie "Baby Mama" where the mom licks brown stuff from her kid to tell if it's chocolate or poo...I prefer to stick with my nose, too! Thanks for sharing and giving me a good laugh :)
March 11, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Anonymous said…
What a great story!! Isn't it funny the things that run through our minds at times like that!
March 11, 2009 at 1:22 PM
Molly said…
Ha ha ha, I too thought you had a mighty fancy poo holder there! Just shows your penchant for classy things! :) Thanks for making me laugh today.
March 11, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Sweetpea4kids said…
Funny... I'm still smiling. You made my day!
March 12, 2009 at 1:56 AM
Robbie Jones said…
oh...i needed to laugh, thank you! thank you for sharing...haha
March 12, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Megan said…
EW! I totally thought it was poo too!
March 12, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Danielle said…
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March 12, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Anonymous said…
Well....I'm offended! And I don't really understand what you are trying to tell me....

Maybe...im just not ready to let go...maybe...
March 12, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Anonymous said…
First thought: Poo. Second thought: really old Silly Putty. Third thought: really old tootsie roll.

I couldn't imagine you putting poo down on such a pretty towel/napkin though?
March 13, 2009 at 6:46 AM
Katie said…
hahahaha oh thats made my day! We occasionally have to do a poo patrol when my 18 month old is having some nappy free. You are so right, this is real.
March 15, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh man, I needed that. Ha!
March 23, 2009 at 7:06 AM
Holly said…
Holy Smokes! Now THAT is funny...
April 7, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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